July, 2011
Dick Lit. Jess the Younger insisted we read at least one Dick Lit book and in an inspired moment of brilliance suggested we should all read a different Clive Cussler novel we can then compare to see how similar they are. It turns out we all had different Cussler books and they were essentially all same-same but different. Collectively we covered 7 Dirk Pitt and 1 Issac Bell novels. About 3 of us didn't finish, either because they couldn't bring themselves to start, or because they couldn't bring themselves to finish! Actually I think Clive has secured his spot at the bottom of the collective favouritism list for this book club...
The basic structure, we summarised, goes like this:
- Start with a lengthy prologue involving some kind of accident involving a vehicle crash, wreck, sabotage etc. usually in the past.
- Introduce the main characters, either starting or ending with the hero.
- Ensure all women are drop-deap gorgeous, and spend several paragraphs at various stages highlighting how extraordinarily beautiful they are.
- At some stage, the hero has sex with the amazingly gorgeous woman.
- Throw in a plot twist. This can be unexpected, but only if you're in the mood.
- Hero saves the day.
- The end.
NEXT MONTH: We are compensating for our literary sins by reading Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood.
